Has Scout not received our demands for a compact vehicle that carries 26 people, comfortably fits 99 percentile Americans, has cargo capacity to move an entire 2 bedroom apartment in one trip and tow 196,000 pounds simultaneously? Oh, it also needs to be capable of winning King of the Hammers and run on spring water.
Personally, unless there is an organic hydroponic strawberry garden under the rear seat, I'm cancelling my reservation.
- Unibody counterpart w/ on-road bias for the vast majority that will never go off-road or tow.
- Amber turn signals because all-red looks trashy.
- Bulletproof plaid seats for coolness.
- Disconnect mode for steering wheel so you can rotate it back-and-forth yet nothing happens. Classic retro feature.